Now i know i've got a heart, because its' breaking.
(via ichbin-diestimme)
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
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Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly
(via chaoticnewtt)
smoothies are gay now
(via chaoticnewtt)
when i see gay couples in public showing their love for each other? makes me feel safe and inspired, full of warmth
*all couples
i know what i said, kirstin
(via chaoticnewtt)
the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
(via chaoticnewtt)
(via soymilk95)
I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen
I got the job
(via penis-hilton)
I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am.
- Epiphany. (via bl-ossomed)(via dreamingofpotatos)
friend: you should watch that
me: i definitely will!
narrator: she never watched it
(via dreamingofpotatos)
Anonymous : How did you realise you liked girls
Because they’re so hot
