Now i know i've got a heart, because its' breaking.
(via ichbin-diestimme)
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
(via willinq)
Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly
(via chaoticnewtt)
smoothies are gay now
(via chaoticnewtt)
when i see gay couples in public showing their love for each other? makes me feel safe and inspired, full of warmth
*all couples
i know what i said, kirstin
(via chaoticnewtt)
the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
(via chaoticnewtt)
(via soymilk95)
I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen
I got the job
(via penis-hilton)
I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am.
- Epiphany. (via bl-ossomed)(via dreamingofpotatos)
friend: you should watch that
me: i definitely will!
narrator: she never watched it
(via dreamingofpotatos)
Anonymous : How did you realise you liked girls
Because they’re so hot
